They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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