I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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