I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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