WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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