and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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