let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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