am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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