so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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