2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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