stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
whose ass print is on the piano?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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