Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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