What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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