Porn is love you can see.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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