it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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