seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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