I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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