Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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