AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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