idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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