I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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