Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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