Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
this just has baby written all over it
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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