is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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