Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
