my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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