I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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