when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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