Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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