i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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