why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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