It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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