Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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