Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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