I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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