i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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