Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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