Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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