Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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