I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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