when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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