why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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