Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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