the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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