PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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