come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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