found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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