Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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