I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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