Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it glows. i had to have it.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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