i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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