I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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