Duck Duck Cougar?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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