rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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