A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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