what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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